Made to order · Lincolnshire
Your pet, painted like they own the place.
Custom pet portraits, tabletop character packs and art prints — made one at a time by one person, who looks at every single one before it goes anywhere. No subscriptions, no templates, no nonsense.
What's in the shop
Digital downloads you keep forever, and physical prints made and posted for you.
Victorian pet portraits
Your pet, in a red velvet jacket with far too much gold braid. Sent as files you can print yourself.
£29.99 · Digital download
Framed & canvas prints
The same portrait, made up as a real poster, framed print or canvas and posted to your door.
From £37.99 · Free UK delivery
Ready-made art prints
Thirty-one finished designs, six of them in the shop now. Downloaded in seconds and printed at whatever size you like.
£2.39 each · Instant download
Character packs
Ten fully-realised portraits per pack for games, D&D or your own table. Four settings, commercial licence included.
£15.59 · Instant download
Astronaut & themed portraits
Space suits, uniforms, wizard robes. Same pet, entirely different life.
Coming soon · ask me now
Badly Drawn Pets
Deliberately, joyfully terrible. Currently being finished, and worth the wait.
Coming soon
Something else entirely
If you can describe it, there is a good chance I can make it. Ask.
Commissions openArt prints, ready to go
No photo needed and nothing made to order — finished pieces you download and print yourself, at any size you like.
How a commission works
Four steps, one person, and you see it before anything is printed.
Send me a photo
Any decent photo of your pet. Good light helps; a phone is completely fine. It is worked on here, on my own machine — never uploaded to somebody else’s AI service. What happens to your photo.
Pick a style
Victorian oil, astronaut, badly drawn, or describe something of your own.
See it first
I send a proof. Changes are free until you actually like it — that is the whole job.
Printed and posted
Files by email, or a real print made and sent to your door.
Everything I can make
The studio is a real workshop of tools, and every one of them is something you can order. These are actual outputs, not stock examples.
Yes, AI is part of how these are made — but not the way you are probably picturing. These are my own tools, built and tuned here over months and running on my own hardware, not a chatbot with a clever prompt. That is why the list below runs to vector conversion, print-size upscaling, real alpha cutouts, animation, music and 3D, and why I can take an odd request and actually make it.
Where to buy
Everything runs through the shop, so you get buyer protection and I get to keep making things.